Hahaha jokes
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
Haha, balls hahaha!
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.