So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
orphans are depressed hahaha
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
A retired george w bush is eating a donut 7/11 and looks at it "im so happy i did that' a guy over hears the conversation and says "your happy you bought that donut. Oh haha I would be too i love donuts!" george w bush then says "oh hahaha you caught me" and then says "you must of heard me wrong i said, im so happy i did 9/11"
why did the student at blacktown girls cross the road? to go to heaven HAHAHA
White people be like less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!
Hahaha dumb white people!
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant. Hahahahahahahahaha! hahaha!
how do u make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles! hahaha
What do you call crease join? Hahaha
Haha balls hahaha
Aha, tomato macoroni is bad, hahaha. (I don't even know what on earth i put here, but okay)
orange:hey apple apple hey apple: what? orange: orange you glad i didn't say apple again hahaha
Spell peppa.okay.p e p p a . hahaha!you said peepee . I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves peppa pig and has a backpack of it.So I told her to spell her backpacks letters and tricked her...And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha
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What did Hitler say to the sheep, barrrrrrr hahaha get it sister am I rightttt
I saw a cat it said raisin when he saw a nut hahaha I am a crappy joker put me in the nerd club
what do you call a ear thats dead deaf hahaha oh wait...
trump
get it because trump is a joke hahaha i am sooo bad
tech administrator of a school: hm, a message from google security? tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT! assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME? tech administrator of a school: WEVE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE! assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! that's a good one, almost as good as the one with jack, jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right? head of school board: *whispers* yeah were fucked...
TWO HOURS LATER
important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
