Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
Your mom is so fat. She starts the alphabet with the letter o for obesity hahaha
How do you get a nun pregnant! Fuck her hahaha 🤣
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
Haha, balls hahaha!
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
