Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
Papa: Johnny Johnny Johnny: Yes Papa? Papa: Open wide Johnny: HAHAHA Papa: *unzips pants* Johnny: *crying* No Papa
Why did sally fall dead?
BECAUSE SHE WAS ON TOP OF A TOWER AND FELL BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS. HAHAHAHHAHA
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
"yeah you?
American student: hahaha. no, not my first time
what do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
Cummy beynis. Hahaha?
What goes hahaha bonk A man laughing his head off
Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
What do you call a white kid who kills another? Russia vs Ukraine hahaha
If your ever bored just rape an orphan, what are they going to do tell their parents! Hahaha come one people they don't have parents we can do what we like with them... rape...hurt...and sale them!
How do you get a nun pregnant! Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop Hahaha😆😆😆😆😆
you know what i said to the chair, sit but it didnt move hahaha
A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Hahaha
My mates threw nuts at the wall now we call them walnuts
Hahaha :)
what do u call a kid with a special sense of humor autism hahaha
Y did the csi team have to go to the purple rain shoot? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤bc they had to dust for prince hahaha
Welcome to mississippi
Hahaha you have no pp
