Hahaha jokes
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Hahaha!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
Papa: Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Papa: Open wide.
Johnny: HAHAHA.
Papa: *unzips pants*
Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!