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My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
Why is the tower of pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the twin towers
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward
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What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner ??
A stoner has papers 😂
What plae has more boys than the catholic church? Michael Jackson's bedroom
Orphan’s only has 363 days because they dont have mother’s or father’s day
A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks "How long am I going to live?" The doctor says "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says"10" The man asks "Ten what?" Then the doctor keeps going"6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1"
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
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Sometimes my Battery life has the same recognition as me :(
What’s a joke that an orphan has never heard before? A dad joke.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn
What do you do when epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them Some laundry.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police says the suspect is armed and on the run.
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What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
