Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
HA Jokes
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.
Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!
Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
