HA jokes
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
A girl has small balls.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
Memes
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
Dmitriy has no mother.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.