HA jokes

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A curious tale, strange as the night, Of Alex Fisher, with love so bizarre, For random Hitler lemons, bizarre but bizarre.

Free Verse, they say, this poem shall be, Unrestrained, unrhymed, flowing and free, Yet how to capture this perplexing love, For lemons and Hitler, soaring above?

Alex Fisher, a soul with peculiar taste, Finds joy in lemons with a sour embrace, And Hitler, a name that evokes dark pain, Inexplicably entwined, like wind and rain.

Randomness, the thread that weaves this tale, No logic, no reason, no rhyme to prevail, For who could fathom this peculiar love, Of lemons and Hitler, below and above?

Yet in the realm of words, where all is allowed, We explore the uncharted, the strange and the proud, And though this poem may bewilder and confuse, Let it remind us, acceptance we must choose.

For love knows no boundaries, no norms to abide, It transcends our expectations, with no need to hide, So let us embrace the quirks that make us unique, For in the tapestry of life, we find what we seek.

So here's to Alex Fisher, with love all their own, May they find happiness, wherever they've flown, In lemons and Hitler, a world so absurd, May their love be a reminder, that love has no words.

What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him :)

What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?

A fetus has more rights.

A girl has small balls.

What is 6 inches and has nuts?

A Snickers bar.

What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.

What's green and has wheels? Grass.

I was just lying about the wheels.

Dmitriy has no mother.

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!

What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?

A mosque after a missile strike.

You know who else has dementia?

Comments for answer.

What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?

Q: One that has a sense of money.

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

What has 2 legs and is red all over?