HA jokes
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Memes
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Kasper has a tiny penis.