Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
y do we tell actors to break a leg... because every show has a cast. get it LOL
What do you tell someone who has depression Answer: just hang in there
Me: Doctor can I get new butt? My old one has a crack in it. Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it. Me: How do you know that?
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
i make phones. for orphans sadly it has no home button
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"
for every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Q. What’s the difference between a orphan and a baseball field A. A baseball field has a home base
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Africa has every gun except for what
A water gun
Why can't a orphan has sex because they don't have eneyone to call daddy
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad because it has a home button.
