HA jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Your mum has balls.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
You know who else has dementia?
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While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.