Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Guys Jokes
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
