Guys jokes
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Memes
So true
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”