Guys jokes
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?
I guess it really IS all in the execution.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.