Guys jokes
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Memes
Relatable
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!