Guys jokes
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.