Guys jokes
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.