Guys jokes
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"