Guys jokes
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
I wish you guys all died.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Memes
I FAMOUS NOW GUYS
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
Guys to wind the clock up?
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.