Guys jokes

What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?

A firecracker.

I met a homeless guy named Rich.

He wasn't.

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"

Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

-You guys- sure

Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.

So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?

Hot Wheels.

If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?

Guys stop before I tell my parents!

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES

I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.

Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!

Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."

"I like planes."

- Plane Guy

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.