Guys jokes

Racist

    • Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.

    Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏

    Comedian: WTF bros!

    Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?

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    • Girlfriend

    • A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"

    The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"

    Story

    • So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.

    So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

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    • Guy

    • Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

    So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

    Guys memes

    Guy

    • A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”

    He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”

    He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”

    “No, this is the rink manager!”

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    • Roblox

    • Guys, go to https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5b3937c1a328f6072c316bd6/hey-guys-who-wants-to-play-roblox-with-me-we-can-go-om-cool-maps-my-name-is-xx_robloxgamer420_xx-pleeease-lets-play-rol and read the whole thing because I need people to play with, and everyone is being retarded. Thanks guys, goodbye.

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    • Priest

    • A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

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    • Hunter

    • Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses.

    His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?"

    "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"

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    • Jesus

    • Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.

    Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.

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    • Chat

    • Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

    1 Gwen

    2 water sharky

    So on and so on.

    We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

    Suicide

    • Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

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