Guys jokes
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
I wish you guys all died.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Two guys were walking down the street, and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any blond in the world into giving him a blowjob, any blond!
So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said, "Alright, let's see it!"
The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, "Hi, my name's Dave, and my doctor just told me that if I didn't get a blowjob from a blond within three hours, the disease I have will kill me in, oh, let's see now, 22 minutes!"
She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says, "Pull it out!"
Ten minutes later, the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out!
So he walks over to her and says, "I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friend's life?!"
So she looks up at him just crying her eyes out even worse and says, "I could have saved my dad!"
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!
Guys to wind the clock up?
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.