Guy Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked. Lel I hope you guys like this joke

So guys, I have a friend, who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her, I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

You get no bitches said the man to the 60 year old reckneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Hey guys iiits cake time

I am a racist and i put my milk before cereal...well, to be honest that was when i had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some...then he left. Now when i see a black guy, I yell "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt"

Guys I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house

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I was playing basket ball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers yours are already broken.

A drunk guy runs into a bar... he bangs his head and falls down, why? Because he is in a prison cell.

Im evilest-evil man yes you are-scared guy No me it me: Evil super evil boy

so 3 guys are walking carefuly into a bar. the bartender said "what can i get you gentleman?"

So a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: is this free?

Then the worker said: nope, cause I’m on sale!

Guys I have a dilemma I'm a beta please help!

Can you guys check out my joke please?

Me: Hey do you live in the ocean? random guy: Why? Me: Because you look like a whale.

Hi my name is unknown guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week! Thanks leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in google forms or own the website. Hint: Pictures of woman. btw for men only!

hey a woah man, and ALYA how r u guys? oh and hbu jk master? how is life rn is it hard? u wanna tal?

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A guy is at his locker and a girl comes and says hey i love you and the he says ok cool she then replies and says well what do you think about are love he says count the stars and then she says oh infinity and he replies with nope its just a waste of time