Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
Hey guys, it's an alien!
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
