Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police
And he wound up in prison
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
Poop fell of the earth
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school
Teacher: We have new student today class, come introduce yourself. Student: my name is Buttitches Teacher: Please tell us your real name. Student: Buttitches. Teacher: I’m calling the police. Police: son please tell me your real name or I’m going to shot you. Student: Buttitches. Police: shots gun... A few days the police goes to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying the mom says my buttitces the police says we’ll scratch it lady
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out the classroom the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them
whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital? Reload and keep shooting
Once there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard then the man came back to my house and floped his penis every were and peeing at the same time and it went all over my face so the next day he came back and I got my Beebe gun and shot a medal beebee in to his peepee. this didn't actually happen
What’s an abreviation for school in America
Shooting range
Jokes just as dead as the victims
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang"
what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
how manny guun can ocpus held
9
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
There were three men in a car, the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes the to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer". The homeless man says"I'm not really homeless" and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, i'm a cop''
