knock knock whos there gun gun who
Knock knock who's there? rabid cow rabid cow who? hold on I need to get my gun....
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it
Hungry: dad I'm hungry dad: hi hungry hungry: why did you name me like this:/
An assassin is about to shot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience,."
Gun + Backpack = Fun
*guy feels something on his back* “oh god, please let that be a rifle” “Nope. I’m just real happy to see you”
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
I was at my boyfriends house and I thought he was cheating on me and he was on the phone with somebody he said he'd be over there soon. so i asked him if I could see his phone he said no and then we fought about until I seen his gun and because I thought he was lying to me I shot him,went through his phone and his friend was still on the phone.
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read "Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this but i have been doing your wife for months now" The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying "Sorry meant using your wifi"
I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
Q: what does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common? A:They both go “ping” when they’re done
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun Nothing Flip them off the wrong way and your dead
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel. The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning. The guys show up and the guards shoot them. The guys die because the guards used real guns.
I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.
