How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over
my brother tried to hit this guy with a plan and but hit the twin towers
2 guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. Cop taps the window, window rolls down. "goodevening gentlemen, we're looking for 2 pedophiles."
Guy quickly closes the window. 10 seconds later he lowers it again and says: "Ok, we'll do it."
A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad? The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
My mom has a toy that I see the all the girls and guys seem to play to play with and the toy is between my mom's legs.
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?
What does a french guy say when he falls off? Oh no, eiffel!
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
Guys.... you need to ketchup with the time....
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Did you hear about the guy who afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”? Like we get it bro she’s underage.
thank you guys for 6 whole followers! im so happy
guy talking to an Indian therapist
he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said
"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?" A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!" The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room." The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
I went home one day a see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what going on my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guest what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
