Greeting jokes
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.
Hi, Dad.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
Hello there, have a good day!
Hellllllllloooooo
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
The cat said hi.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.