Greeting jokes

Hi, I hope you’re

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

Hi, how are you today?

Hi? Bye.

Hi boo!

"Knife to meet you all!"

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you.

Hi.

Hi.

Good morning? Goodbye!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fourth of April.

Fourth of April who?

May the fourth be with you!

¿Hola, quién es?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!

How do poets say hello?

Hey, haven’t we metaphor?

Hi Sean!

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Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!

Hi Trent!

Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

A man with a drum.

"Well, tell him to beat it!"

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bone."

"Bone who?"

"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."