Greeting jokes

Good night, boys.

I like goodies.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

I hate my life.

How did the guy greet his wife?

"Howdy, sister!"

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello on the other side.

Hi, I hope you’re

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

Hi, how are you today?

Hi? Bye.

Hi boo!

"Knife to meet you all!"

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you.

Hi.

Hi.

Good morning? Goodbye!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fourth of April.

Fourth of April who?

May the fourth be with you!

¿Hola, quién es?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!

How do poets say hello?

Hey, haven’t we metaphor?

Hi Sean!

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Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!