Greeting jokes
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
Have a good day tomorrow!
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
Good night.
Hi 👋
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
"Knife to meet ya."
Happy new year! 🥳
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!