Greeting jokes

Hi Mom, how are you doing?

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

What do you call a midget that waves at you?

A microwave.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you ♥️.

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

What did the cow say to your mom?

Hello.

What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet? They ketchup.

What did the knight say when he went to bed?

"Good Knight!" lul

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

What did the beaver say to his son?

Dam, son.

Hey Max, what's up? The sky.

What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?

"Sandy cheeks."

Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?

Good night, boys.

I like goodies.

What did the HP say to a Dell?

Hello!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved. I hate my life.

How did the guy greet his wife?

"Howdy, sister!"

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello on the other side.

Hi, I hope you’re

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.