Greeting jokes

Hi, how are you today?

Hi? Bye.

Hi boo!

"Knife to meet you all!"

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you.

Hi.

Hi.

What did the ocean say when it saw the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

Good morning? Goodbye!

What did the cow say to the other?

"Cheese!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fourth of April.

Fourth of April who?

May the fourth be with you!

¿Hola, quién es?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!

How do poets say hello?

Hey, haven’t we metaphor?

Hi Sean!

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Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!

Hi Trent!

What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?

"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)

Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

A man with a drum.

"Well, tell him to beat it!"