Great Jokes

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.

Look, Bono is a great guy. But shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

my great grandpa killed hitler

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

hi guys i just found this website i got emailed by joshisboss or something have a great day 👍🏻

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary

I took my mother in law out yesterday morning, its great being a sniper.

I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters. He was a great πthon.

yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great wall of China.

i hate when ppl make jokes ab the twin towers. my dad died on 9/11 he was a great pilot

Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".

Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later

Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"

Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.

Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.

The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.

What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

Ones a good year the others a great year!

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s? Because it was the Great Depression.

Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head

As an honest Penaldo fan I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona. I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.