Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Great Jokes
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
Me all the time :
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
