Great Jokes

ever noticed 9-1-1(the number for the po-po) is the Great Date(9-11)...Hmmm.

Hello Everyone, have a great day and be positive!

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great :)

I miss playing baseball

Have a great day today

Good day tomorrow and what day are they still good today good time love 💕 day a great 👍 night time and

who needs parents to be great

What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?

Eminem-o the Great

best friend makes 9/11 joke

you: hey my dad was inside the tower

best friend: im sorry

you: I always knew he was a great pilot

Humans and sharks have something in common, the great ones are always white

adding a 'gl' in front of camping doesn't make it any better. if you add a 'gl' infront of adolf hitler it doesn't make him a great guy

What hype is this place out is for the night you can not say what is a great 👍 I have for a good night

A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy." A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!" "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"