Good Will jokes

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

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  • Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?

    Student: Apple!

    Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?

    Student:....Bitch...

    I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.

    Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?

    Because they have no one to tell them off.

    Why is an orphan good at being naughty?

    Because they don't have no one to tell them off.

    Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"

    Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

    Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

    A question: When is (my name) happy?

    Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

    Answer: Never, only a portion.

    Friend: Do you need help?

    I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.

    Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!

    Teacher: Describe a penguin.

    Student: Black, white, beak.

    Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.

    Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.

    Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.

    Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.

    Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

    Student: It describes you tho.