Good Will jokes

What’s one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in school zones.

Michael saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and asked her why she did that. Mommy said she was a good girl. Michael Joseph Jackson asked, "Can I be a good girl and kiss Santa Claus?" Mommy replied, "When you grow up to be a rich white woman." And now, we know the rest of the story.

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.

Like a work film, to take new in the center.

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I don't think it's a good idea for AISH workers to date each other.

If there's ever a shooting at one of those offices, the kid would lose both parents.

It's good that Canada doesn't have the death sentence for treason anymore.

Danielle Smith is so fucking fat she'd get stuck in the gallows.

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."

A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.

The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"

The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.

What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?

“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”

Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.

If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.