I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
*family are together playing charades*
Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!
your momma so nasty she sucked your daddy dick and kissed you good night
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why is a orphan rlly good at being naughty? Bc they have no one to tell them of
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Somebody’s son said mom my dick has white stuff coming out of it, she said oh good one son so when’s the baby coming
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
What are you good at?
Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
