This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something, SOMEONE will laugh. Say: This word isnt gonna be funny until i tell you, your probably not going to laugh. *your friend* whats the word? *you* finger *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not every one laughs, so dont feel bad if they dont. Also dont be surprized if you get put in jail for murder, because your going to kill someone with this.
if your feeling mad punch an autistic kid whats he gonna do, blaber to the teacher
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!! Orphan: What! No! Please no! Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!!
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree and so she could live forever.
But it I'm not gonna lie it was a nice toasty fire...
So little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test, his mother and father gets home and he tells them " mom I failed my math test" his mother aggressively says "get the belt" Johnny says "why?" His mother says "im gonna spank you for failing" Johnny says "so just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.
I was gonna tell u a joke about my abusive dad... But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
why are orphans so naughty at school its not like the teacher is gonna call theyre parents
guys we need to stop telling orphan jokes, there gonna tell their parents. oh wait nevermind continue
So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.
So i made a parody for "Me,Myself,And i" it goes like this " Me,Myself,And , im gonna drink bleach until i die!"
How did the Skeleton know.it was gonna right. He read the weather forecast.
People tell me to be nice to orphans so I say what are they gonna do tell their parents
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
If your mad hire a orphan what they gonna do there parents🤣🤣
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
i was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only i thought it was sodium funny
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there" the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked "do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" the boy replied " "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing" said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "you never told me that you were so religious" the boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist"
