Gonna Jokes

Bitches be like "you're racist" You're right, and I gonna win

I would stop bullying the orphan kid what's he gonna do cry to he's mommy

What is a cannibals favourite place to go? An orphanage, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

me shut up! if you don't shut up i'm gonna tell your parents

you why? I don't have any

Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?

bc who are they gonna tell,there mom?

These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says "Dad's gonna grill wieners"

What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...

We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...

When I become a parent I’m gonna regergetate my food to feed my children.

It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.

I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM

BEFORE I GOT HIGH

You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?

because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says,”What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?” The boy cries. Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says,”You gonna tell your mom?”, the little boy says, Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over.

I bulled a handicap today

What is he gonna do stand up for his self

So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.

Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh this handles so well !" they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent cuz we're going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said "What do you want wimp? " The gay said ," You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we're gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we're gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"

I saw my sisters masturbating with a cucumbers and hotdogs. I said "Come on that I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like a hotdogs and cucumbers!