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Why do nuns not wear bra's? God supports everything.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"oh my God, you're such a beach"
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then “WHOA-MAN!!”
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
I thought god didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face
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Beautiful people should read this quote: “God gave you beauty but not brains.”
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real
when you suffer from deppresion and some tells you to just cheer up god damn why didnt i think of that
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What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
Oops, I made a mistake.
I think God is cool with abortion
After all, he did kill his only son
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion
What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?
