Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
I think God is cool with abortion
After all, he did kill his only son
Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person