Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes
Steven Hawking said god isnโt real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire ๐๐๐
Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water
Premise 1 : IF God exists , he exists. Premise 2 : If God exists , he exists. Premise 3 : IF God exists , he definitely exists. Conclusion : therefore he exists
Roses are red violts are blue god made me pritty what happend to you
God took away Steven Hawkins privlages
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife. You pasted between his ass cheeks...
Yo hair line so messed up god said yo hair line on the cross getting hit on that ceoss
Knock,Knock Who's there Golly Golly who God-ly leave me alone
What did satin say to god??
Bitch what the fuck you looking at
If we can't say god in vane why dose he get to.
Do y'all love Jesus God? ๐๐ปโค๏ธ
OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!
do you want to give your life to God and be in heaven
Why is the elephant headed God the true God? Because he doesn't exist !
Hodor
IN 2011 Steven hawking said god didnโt exist in 2018 god said Steven hawking didnโt exist xx ๐๐