What did god say to the black person Oops I burned one๐ณ
Not racist just funny
[god creating the parrot] OK HOW ABOUT A TYEDYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad oh my god
yo mama so slow she took nine months to make the joke, thank god mine only took 6
God when terminally ill children beg him to heal them
God: No, I donโt want to
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
I love going to church to get closer to god, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priestโs penis
Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.
Chuck Norris met god once. Now god is the puny human.
Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐