Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
