God jokes
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Memes
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!