when its April fools day go to a orphan and say there parents should come back
Earth is full, Go home!
what did the pilots say before crashing into the twin towers....we cant go over it we cant go under it we go through it
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
I remember my uncles last words: "I don't think were going shooting today."
why did the ball person go to the docter
He was kicked in the balls
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat but I would be lion.
Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- ..go on.. Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- *cries T_T*
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage He should just go to his mom and dad
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love." I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
someone at my school the other day said the whoever killed hittler was a hero. whos going to tell him?
yo mama so ugly she made kanye west go east.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going into circles
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out? The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
