Go jokes
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.
But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f
... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Go fuck yourself!
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"