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Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
The hoppital.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.
Peter: "Hi Jack."
Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"
Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"
Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"
Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.