My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
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What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Go fuck yourself!
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
