Go jokes
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.