Go jokes
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫