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Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"