Girls jokes

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.

Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.

Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.

Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.

Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.

Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.

Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.

Orphan: Mine are never.

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."

Girls are whores.

Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?

Because they’ll get stoned.

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"