Girls Jokes

During school today a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it it was the principals number

girl: rip mother i love you me: sorry for you’re loss girl: stop I have a boyfriend me: stop I have a mother

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that she says why, I told her bitch call me the hokage

what do girls after sex with Pinocchio? wash off the birch sap from the face

A guy is at his locker and a girl comes and says hey i love you and the he says ok cool she then replies and says well what do you think about are love he says count the stars and then she says oh infinity and he replies with nope its just a waste of time

Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in girl is better.

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I told a girl she was cute and she said "aw tysm" how does she know I have that

Why is Santa so happy? He knows were all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?

The piranha doesn't wear makeup.

A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old

I was watching the condring with a emo person she said she likes the part where the girl was hanging I said why because you wish it were you?

1,2 u bulet like a dork 3,4 u got no girl,4,5 ur shorter then a remote

you know how girls say i whould have sex with u if u were the last person on earth well whos gonna stop me

i was at a funeral i kiss a hot girl i did not know she was the one that died

A girls pussy is a muff and when we have something against or mouths they say our voice is muffled so do I think the origin of the word muffled is talking while eating muff