Girls jokes
I fucked your girl.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.