Girls jokes
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Meme:
I fucked your girl.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.
I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"