Girls Jokes

flat girls be like ''i will have breats in the future'' this is to all the flat girls u will never get it

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it to hard it went flying away

Why can’t girls in the middle east smoke weed? Cuz they’ll get stoned.

me: ok so let's get this straight.... cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car me: but I didn't do anything? cop: no me: so why are you arresting me then? cop: imma tell you a story me: oh no....... cop: I know, now come on. me: ok where? cop: my room. me: which room? cop: my bedroom me:😱im a girl cop:so am I, now get in me: but I'm 9 cop: I'm 59

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A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party and at the party, one of her friends poop their pants. When Sally finds out, she yells “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”

WHy did the girl not eat her dinner?

because she has a eating disorder

A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...

what do gay girls order in a bar

pussy juice

A 6-year old told the class the first time she got aids, the teacher listened she said she scraped her knee the girl was sent to a asylum when she got out she was 20 she had aids

A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died... later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”

A girl asked her mom why is my name Walmart.her dad replied and said because that’s where u were made

a man came up to a girl a bout to jump off a cliff the man said why she then replies their are many monster in this world and i am one of them.

The girl in picture has no ass

So i ment up to a Australia girls she look like 20 and i said can i have you phone number sweet heart she saod 696969 i said oh habha ok a few days later her mother called me and said she 15