What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Girls Jokes
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
I fucked your girl.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
