Girls jokes

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

Why did the guy get the hose?

Because the girl was smoking hot.

What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.

What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?

At home.

Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.

What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.

Who’s the hottest girl in the world?

Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.

How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why were the octopi sad?

Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.

I fucked your girl.

There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?

Hair pull.

Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.