Girls jokes
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Memes
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
I fucked your girl.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.