Girls Jokes

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I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said 'Sex sex sex, free sex tonight,'. I said 'Wow'. Her friend corrected her by saying 'She means : 666-3629'.

i asked a chinese girl for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex! free sex tonight" i said, "wow!" then her friend said, "she means 666-3629

Face-Timing My Girlfriend:

̈Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick! ̈ *shows muscle*

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This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don't have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.

we are drunk at the party, there was an A S S ton of drunk girls there with me..

what did the fat girl say to the donut I'm going to eat you tonight...

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Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh

What do girls and toilet roll have in common ?

They both deal with a lot of crap

Me=looks like a girl, sure as h3ll i don't sound like one Micheal Jackson=looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one that we have i commen, but if you mix up my gender i won't give a F about it Micheal Jackson not so much : )