Girls jokes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.