Girls jokes
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
I fucked your girl.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.