Girls jokes
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
I fucked your girl.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Memes
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.