This guy is boiling water the girl walks in and says “What are you doing” the guy says “I’m making Holy Water” She said “How?” He said “I’m boiling the hell out of it”
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What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water
An H2hoe
So a girl says your so ugly to me and she says “I’m the prettiest girl” I say “yea a pretty girl for a ogre 👹”
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs? Names.
*Say I'm a man after every sentence* You walk into a bar. (I'm a man) You find a girl . ( I'm a man) You take her home.(I'm a man) She whispers in your ear.(I'm a man)
What's similar b/w a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me"
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if your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top-of-ya
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Why do orphan girls become prastatutes?
So they can call someone daddy
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest, after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
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Why did the girl fall off the swing ... because she had no arms or legs
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