Girls jokes
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!