Girls Jokes

There was (1) girl. She met (+5000) guys. She had sex with each of them (x7). She became... - flip screen (=).

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These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls the guy says " Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you" The girl turn and say "How about you pay for them and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you"

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I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5

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what did the girl with no hands get for her birthday....we don't know she hasn't opened it yet

i am a fat girl

Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl

David: Isn't that illegal

Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in

David: I hate my Life

Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt

Let girls live is 9 years old omg right??😔😊😊😊

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How do you call a Virgin girl in Alabama? An Orphan

This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall

(Do you get the joke)

(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)