Girls jokes
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...