Girls jokes
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish.”
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"