Girls jokes

Grandma

Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?

Mother: Sure.

Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!

Calculator

Do this on a calculator.

There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.

Girl

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Coz she had no arms, bants!

Sex

I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD

PS free sex at my name

Memes

Sex

Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?

'Cause they are just boys.

Noose

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

Ball

AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!

Girl

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

Abortion

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

Orphan

Orphan: Let's play baseball!

Girl: No, you can't.

Orphan: Why?

Girl: Because you can't find home.

Gay

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

Boy

Boys are like minis.

Girls are like big pots.

Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.

Compliment

How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"

Surgery

I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.