Girls jokes
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
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(I'm a girl btw)
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Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD
PS free sex at my name
Memes
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
A girl has small balls.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.