How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Girls Jokes
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
A father of a young girl comes to meet the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried!
Any girls on here?
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
