Girls jokes

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

A girl has small balls.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

Orphan: Let's play baseball!

Girl: No, you can't.

Orphan: Why?

Girl: Because you can't find home.

My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.

"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."

If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.

At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.

Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?

Because she had none of the above.

What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"

A father of a young girl comes to meet the doctor.

Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?

Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.

Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried!

Any girls on here?

A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."

So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.

A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"

The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."