Girls jokes
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
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Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
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I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD
PS free sex at my name
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
A girl has small balls.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.