Girls jokes
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD
PS free sex at my name
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Memes
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
A girl has small balls.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.