one day i caught my sister talking to my girlfriend and she said "you never told me your Lesbian" and i said "no,not at all" my girlfriend ask "why did you not tell her" and i said " because every time i bring a girl home i hear to much noise in her room and i never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash" and she said "yeah,the trash is her junk"
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
ill give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheel chair guess who came crawling back
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend π« when suddenly a man πΆtook all of our bowling pins! π³ I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant π±. I instantly realized it was Penaldo π‘
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
So I had a friend who was an orphan and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
Every woman will die in five seconds Mother : dies Sister : dies Girlfriend:lives You : π€¬
my girlfriends name is candice can thez nuts fit in you mouth:D
My girlfriend asked my whether I was having sex behind her back and I replied "yes who did you think it was".
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
my girlfriends dog died so i got her a new one in replacement and she went off on me and yelled
"What am i supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
Knock knock who there Abby Abby who.your Mexican girlfriend.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old...
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend; and the maitre d' says to the waiter, βHe must be nuts over her.β
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument
A knife has a point
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination)
