A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit” girl says “who” boy goes “ my ass cheeks”
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: *cries*
When I was born the doctors said , “it’s a boy!” Then when they went to cut the embilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said , “OH, It’s a girl.”
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?
Nut in the butt
A hot girls wants to do suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly smelly homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says "hey you hot babe, let's fuck. She just answers "get the fuck away you ugly bastard". The guy just laughs and says "alright i wait down there".
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
a girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word oppisite word of BYE.then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, she's still trying to open it...
White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight? Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!
I was having sex with my girl and she said she likes it rough so i socked her in the face.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
Q .What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregn A. Has an a bosch tion
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses, she missed very much.
She told her "Hey, long time no see."
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
