Girl jokes
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.
Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."