Gift jokes
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.