Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.