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Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
An announcement from your Most High Comrade
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Women suck (GET IT?!)
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.