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What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Memes
Ohio getting out of hand
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"