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How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."