Get jokes
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses.
His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?"
"Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!