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We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.

I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.

A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"

Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?

A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)

What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.

Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

A: Neither of them get to see their parents.

How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

Why are Black people getting stronger?

Because the TVs are getting bigger.

How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?

Put barbecue sauce on it.

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.

His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"

The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."

I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."

What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?

Christianity.

What do women and KFC have in common?

After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.

I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

They never get love.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.