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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
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Ohio getting out of hand
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.