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I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
My face when one of the boys gets off for his girl
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.