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How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.