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My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
Memes
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.