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Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
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Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.