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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.