I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
