What do u get when I get mixed with coffee? De-presso
getting hurt is a bone breaking experience it's such a spine tingling event
How much work does a skeleton get done? A SKELE-TON
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
how did Aby get away from mr. ryan in iran. he ran
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger
Then it hit me
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, than in hit me :3
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.
Dark jokes are like home a lot of people don't get.
Why do gay people like sports?
Bc they get to play with balls.
GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!
1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
what is the difference about a apple and a orphan
the apple gets picked
What do gay people get for Christmas?
discrimination
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
